I’m going to give myself a little hiatus until the new year. See you in 2013!
Even though I’m spending Christmas on my own, I felt I needed to prepare something a little unusual or special to eat. So I decided to make myself some homemade chinese-style gluten puffs. These are excellent in soups or mixed into stir fry. They have a nice toothsome, chewy texture and they soak up sauces and broths like nobody’s business.
They are not hard to make, but the process is a little time-consuming. Make a simple water and flour dough (using bread or hi-protein flour is best, if you can, but all-purpose unbleached/unbromated is fine too). Knead the dough (and add more flour as needed) as long as you must until it is stiff, springy, and relatively dry. For me, this is about 15 minutes or so.
I actually enjoy kneading dough, so I don’t get bored doing this.
If you like, you can let the dough rest for a length of time equivalent to the kneading time. I’m not sure whether this is voodoo or actually efficacious in some way. I use it to take a little break.
Then, place the dough in a big bowl in the sink and fill it with cool water. Commence to knead the dough under water. The dough will release its starch. Keeping kneading and changing the water. (This part is pretty tedious. If you are feeling virtuous you can save some of the starch-water for soup stocks.) Eventually, the water will run clear, indicating that the starch has been fully flushed from the dough. The volume of dough will be reduced by 75% or more. What’s left is a stringy, stretchy, sticky mass of protein—the gluten.
Squeeze as much water out of the mass as you can. You can also leave it to drain in a sieve for a bit, if you have the time.
Heat up some oil, ideally in a saucepan that can provide with you with an inch-and-a-half or so of depth. (The one I used today was too shallow to be optimal.) Use an oil with a high smoke-point: peanut, canola, or my favorite grapeseed. When the oil is good’n'hot, drop in small (1-2 cm) balls of gluten into the oil, maybe four at a time. Beware of hissing, spitting water/oil droplets! The gluten balls will puff up and turn golden.
Remove with a slotted spoon and drain on a paper towel. You can use them right away in a soup or stir-fry, sliced up into shreds or whole. You can also freeze them in a zipper-bag (flatten them and squeeze as much air out of the bag as possible). When ready, you can use them straight out of the freezer, as they thaw quickly.
Is it worth all the hassle? Well, this is much better stuff than seitan in my opinion. And the canned version of gluten comes in a sweet and admittedly tasty sauce that has a specific, distinctive flavor. This version is more of a blank canvas which you can flavor as you choose, and you have the satisfaction of having made it from scratch.
Nota bene: Obviously, if you are allergic to gluten DO NOT EAT THIS. “Gluten-free” is a health-food buzzword these days. But very few people should be concerned (less than 1% are actually allergic to gluten, and even fewer have celiac disease, which is a serious disorder that makes eating gluten dangerous). For most of us, gluten is a healthful, high-quality protein and there is no need at all to try to avoid it—quite the contrary.
P.S.: Merry Christmas!
A Year Ago: Stairway to Heaven
Sunny Key West? Nope…
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Whether you are with friends, or family, or on your own, I wish you the joy of the season. As the northern part of the globe makes its way toward a predominance of light, may your life also shine brighter and warmer every day.

This one isn’t going to mean much to anyone except me. It’s the original surveyor’s mark for the front-left corner of my house.
It’s already been dug away, and about seven feet below this spot there’s now a trench with concrete in it. I don’t expect much to happen between now and the new year—this is not the ideal time for rapid construction progress. But I do hope things move forward as quickly as possible.
These storage tanks do not inspire great confidence, despite their glow in afternoon light. They’re labeled “diesel,” “kerosene,” and so on. Their valves and pipes seem fragile and provisional. The facility appears to be abandoned.
This is technology that is not old enough or grand enough to be a remarkable relic.
Tanks for the memories.
A Year Ago: People Like Us
Whenever I visit a primate display at a zoo, I am very uncomfortable…
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At a meet-up yesterday I described myself as—among other things—an occasional improvisational quilter. I think that modern quilt improvisation appeals to me, in part, because the world I see around me often seems pieced together from scraps of pattern and shape that somehow form a harmonious whole.
The other main reason, of course, is that I get bored and annoyed following finicky repetitive directions.
A Year Ago: Run for your lives!
A hugely popular seasonal celebration takes place at Albuquerque’s Botanical Garden…
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About four blocks from my house-site there is an animal rescue operation called Pet Harmony. About half the dog-walkers in the neighborhood are volunteers from that establishment.
I had bought some donuts, intending to bring them as a love-offering for the people working on my house-to-be. But nobody was on the job. (Alas.) I decided on the spur of the moment to pay my first visit to Pet Harmony and spread the donut love there instead.
I gave away the donuts and then spent a blissful 15 minutes with kitties climbing all over me. So relaxing!